Breasts Are…

Posted in Random on August 20th, 2009 by Goog – Be the first to comment
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When Google says something is the best, it is fact. No arguments.

You Smell Like…

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I guess smelling like purple is better than smelling like cabbage. Wouldn’t want to be mistaken for a carny, though you might be mistaken for a Barney… yeah, I really shouldn’t make to try jokes while intoxicated.

Why Do Japanese…

Posted in Race, Why on August 19th, 2009 by Goog – Be the first to comment
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Probably because they wear masks… or maybe they wear masks because they have bad teeth… just a thought.

Why Do White People…

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Hahahahaha… wait, what? *sniff* *sniff* Hey, we do!

My Teeth…

Posted in Medical on August 18th, 2009 by Goog – Be the first to comment
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Sounds like another good reason to avoid exercise.

Photography Is…

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Proof that Google Search is smarter than 97% of security guards and 62% of police.

Why Does It Burn When…

Posted in Medical, Why on August 17th, 2009 by Goog – Be the first to comment
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Mexican food is generally the culprit.

The Weekend Is…

Posted in Random on August 15th, 2009 by Goog – Be the first to comment
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Indeed. See you on Monday — I don’t get paid enough to work weekends.

Why Women…

Posted in Gender, Why on August 14th, 2009 by Goog – Be the first to comment
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Pretty much anything I say to any of these will get me in trouble with the Wife… oh, what the hell. “World” == “Kitchen” hahahaha!

Minivans Are…

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WTF??? When did THAT happen?