What the Goog?

Yeah… only people who don’t go to college say that.

Haha! It’s gross, AND it rhymes!

I’ve heard it’s a lot like walking, but faster.

When Google says something is the best, it is fact. No arguments.

I guess smelling like purple is better than smelling like cabbage. Wouldn’t want to be mistaken for a carny, though you might be mistaken for a Barney… yeah, I really shouldn’t make to try jokes while intoxicated.

Indeed. See you on Monday — I don’t get paid enough to work weekends.

WTF??? When did THAT happen?

Doesn’t everybody dream of chickens?

No… no they aren’t.

I’ve had a lot of “strange” Chinese food, but I don’t think I’ve tried that dish yet.